Aaaah! God Of Folashade Olatunji And Others Fights Back As Dorcas’ Nude Picture Goes Viral

These are interesting times indeed and the God of yesteryears who used to ride bicycle has now been replaced by the one who goes aroud in his own private jet; the gist in town at the moment is the mistake of the century which Dorcas Adeyinka aka “Polo D”
just made and which frankly attests to the fact that the evil she’s perpetrating has now turned back against her.
City News can authoritatively reveal that the authentic “Esu of London” just shot herself in the right leg when she mistakenly recorded herslf live and naked as she was rainining curses on all her perceived enemies in the UK and indeed all over the world.
The said video which has gone viral was leaked into the public domain last night and has thrown the whole of London and the Western world into wild jubilation as many people are saying this is an answer to the prayers of all the innocent people Dorcas had tried to drag in the mud in the past.
Your ever-reliable blog also gathered that all “Omo Ewe” in the UK and all over the world are so happy with the development that they are now all over the place jubilating with many of them singing “Oluwa ti kii d’oju adura tini,o se o”(Lord we thank you because you answer prayers). Many of them ,we gathered have also agreed to hold a “Thank You Lord” party in celerating the nemesis that just caught up with Dorcas.
Recall that City News a couple of days ago reports that Dorcas’ days of reckoning is just around the corner because of all she’s done and that a couple of people actually prayed for God’s intervention so that people like Folashade Olatunji,Yetunde Ishola,Ajoke Omole,Amina Kadi and Tope can be vindicated and believe that He’s a true God – and our God answered swifly.
We have the damning details of the video but it is too graphic and sickening to be displayed here…we believe you’ve seen what Polo D’s down under looks like though:-winks!
Anyway, we also gathered that as people are jubilating because she just made the mistake of her life,Dorcas(whom others call the witch of London) has gone uderground as the shame is too much and at the moment she’s too confused and perplexed and doesn’t even know how to redeem her image or the next thing to do.The bible has said it and we quote, “our enemies shall be fed with their own flesh”.We say a BIG AMEN to all our numerous readers even as we enter the yuletide period.
Happy new month guys!